"You know it was your fault that your mom got suspicious about me, when you told her naively that you had found me in my study, watching a video of you doing something strange with my winky. She sent a detective after me and he found some childporn on my computer along with documents about some of my shadier cases in court.

And then the bitch didn't even simply divorce me. She was too greedy for that. Instead she forced me to sign a new marriage contract and now almost everything I earn immediately goes to her bank account. And I can's even buy a new suit without her permission. And she made me take chemical castration drugs."