"With some help from my mafia friends I was able to declare her mentally incompetent very fast and be given temporary guardianship over her financial affairs as well. I fully plan to make that permanent and let her rot in there forever. There are psychiatrists and judges here who are really forthcoming when they get some extra money."

Carla's mind is reeling. She realized that things were not very good betwen her mom and dad, but hadn't cared very much.