I'll have to create a night watchman, middle aged, psycho, recently released from the mental institution. The YWCA never checked out his impressive resume.

An internet friend from NY had one of his first jobs as a night watchman at a hospital. He began playing with corpses in the basement morgue. He was surprised one night and was let go.

Another helped his uncle prepare a thirteen year old boy his own age. He said the first touch of the dead boy's skin was electrifying. That's where I got the term Brian used.

I guess we are not all perfect.