Hombré! Glad you excaped from old José. Riding in the back of his truck in the cold makes everyone sick. Next time you get kidnapped ask Josés wife, Rosarita, for a blanket to keep warm with. She'll fix you right up.

But be nice or she'll just plain fix you.

Of course you gotta ask in eSpaniel. She don't speek English.

So get better. Hot chicken soup. Drink lots of liquids. And of course the advice from your family doctor to cure everything: 'You got a virus and we can't help you. Stop smoking and lose weight…forty dollars please.'