The villains are excited and at the same time slightly disappointed.

"Wow, that was epic!"

"Yeah, epic! But also over so soon! Stupid wind!"

"Yes, the wind was unlucky. But we also should have used much less gasoline on the logs."

"But what if they had not caught fire at all? That would have been a bummer, the brushwood burning down, Julieta still alive and us having to start again like amateurs."

"I told you, a pyre might be a classic but it's just not controllable. Next time we burn one of these bitches we should use some gadget with electric heating elements."

"But that's so not romantic!"

"And speaking of amateurs: You should really have nailed Mia's wrists to the cross, not her hands! Even if it held this time, it's just not professional! The old Vikings would have rolled their eyes at you!"

"Aw shut up! Don't bring up hat argument again! Who cares about how the Vikings would have done it. She's still hanging there isn't she?"

"At least Mia will still be alive in the morning so we can torture her some more!"