Professor: What are you thinking? Showing up 30 minutes late to my class! Disrespecting the amazing death this young woman was in the middle of performing when you walked in. Explain yourselves!
David: Sorry Professor. Since the swim team starts our season next week, coach called a meeting for me and Jason. These 3 all failed the tryouts for the woman's breath hold team, and had the audacity to not drown. So to motivate the team to win the championships at the end of the season Coach gave these 3 to me and Jason. Either for the rest of the semester, or their lives. Which ever comes first.
Professor: Showing up late to my class and disrespecting our model does not bode well for these 3 lasting till the end of the semester.
Jason: We aren't sure if they'll all last the week Professor.