A second JM-inspired pitch (because there are images in my head that I simply do not otherwise have the means to create, and — as such — your incredible efforts here are a fucking GODSEND):

I’d love a three-girl snapshot in which we see:

- a cute preteen birthday-girl in a very revealing “slutty Little-Boy-Peep” outfit, happily celebrating at a sort of Dolcett-loli-themed Chuck E. Cheese

- her pin-the-tail-on-the-piñata party-favor: a woman tied into the standing splits with her left leg meat-hooked to the ceiling and her right foot on the floor; this woman is trying to smile despite being absolutely DESTROYED (with, like, a screwdriver stabbed into one tit and a bloody, barbed-wire-wrapped baseball bat jammed up her ass or some such shit)

- her birthday-dinner centerpiece: a woman either already cooked OR in the process of slicing-up and cooking herself