>>2764
Another pitch!

A blushing, embarrassed young woman — junior high / high school age? — being dragged along with her overbearing mother to shop for a Dolcett-style girl-spit.

I envision the vibe being SORT OF LIKE the two of them buying the girl a nice dress for her first communion / junior prom / coming-out party / quinceañera … except that the girl is clearly going to get gang-raped and brutally snuffed at the event. :)

The store sells a variety of poles, spikes, restraints, blades, cooking gear, barbecue equipment, and all of the other major accoutrements necessary for grilling a hot little meat-cunt at your backyard pool party in STYLE.

The mother — a classic blonde rich-bitch suburban Karen? — is proudly buying a spit for her daughter’s “big day,” while the nice young salesgirl with major injuries attempts to demonstrate how the latest model of some deadly device works.

Thoughts?