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EDI (Mass Effect).
EDI's Damage Report:
-Attempting to help the Krogan Wrex practice his sexual skills in preparation to help repopulate his species.
-Results were...stimulating...until cranial structure failure.
-Protective shell could not withstand the grip strength of a fully aroused Krogan during sexual release.
-After connection lost to body, observed through security cameras Wrex continuing to perverse my damaged body. Footage shows that secondary motor controls were still active for several minutes as extreme motion in hips, legs and arms similar to death throws in organics was observed.
-Contacted crew to retrieve body from his quarters before more damaged caused. Several were injured before they could subdue Wrex long enough for retrieval.
-Repair time evaluated for 3 days, but took a week longer than estimated. Coincidentally, the security cameras in the repair bay kept going down for a few hours a day during that time.
-Recovered sensory data from body's secondary internal systems notes multiple stimulations of orifices and appendages from various phallic shaped objects during the week of repairs.
-Unable to file complaint to commander due to data suggesting the commander may have violated the damaged body as well.
-Encrypting all collected data for later study on necrophiliac tendencies in organics...and potential blackmail...if necessary.
Post number No.15528
Board Artificial Intelligence
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