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I loved that you called us "a bunch of weirdos"—honestly, that was such a sweet touch; I even blushed! ^w^ (I know my request probably won't be taken into account, but there’s no harm in suggesting it). Picture this: a forest... ahem... two teenagers having sex. You know how it goes: a girl is sitting on a guy’s face, and they’re both saying silly things—the classic horror-movie trope—when suddenly, a Jason-style killer appears from behind and impales the girl with a spear from above. The spear goes in through her mouth, comes out through her anus, and finally pierces the head of the guy underneath, too. (Okay, that sounded... a bit weird).