More old stuff.

Want to be headless, but not permanently, and short on magic? Using this nifty little wormhole choker, you can pop your head off and back on any time you want!
And if you call in the next 15 minutes, you'll get the arm band and garter editions absolutely free!

Our scientists are currently working on a surgically implantable version that can be completely hidden under the neck skin for a "naturally headless" look.