>>24828
Dude, this is hilarious. But if you want to write comedy, I would suggest you put it in the /lit/ section.

More seriously, the only one going "ballistic" here is you. Riraito's been nothing but polite, and has taken time to explain his principled position with clarity and patience. When you grow up, hopefully you'll learn that people don't have to cater to your every whim. If you can't afford his rates, then that's tough luck.

Sadly, I don't have money to spend on commissions either, but would never dream of displaying the arrogance and petulant self entitlement that you do.

I really hope you have the balls to do a little self reflection and consider what people are telling you. Good luck.