Well the anime says Konata is 18 years old alredy. Its not age forwarding. It's more like unlolifying. ;)

Actual unlolifying would make a even better story. I know some girls that would choice to become meat in order to look more adult.

I mean the "envy on big breast clice is pretty much in every anime"

Akari Akaza would work perfekt in this kind of story. She would do anything to get more attention.

This is how my brain works. I search for one thing and your answears inspire me for another thing;)