Introducing the patented GoodgirlTM Headlessness Collar. It is a small device that attaches to the neck stump and interfaces with the brain stem of the headless subject, reanimating their body and maintaining bodily and motor functions. It is also capable of hosting several high-end user interfaces, which act as personality and talent wrapped into one. The program can be tailored towards household work, romantic partnership, psychatrist-approved therapy, desk jobs, sexual performance, and simple manual labor for a few examples.


Due to the nature of the collar's hormone-based connection to the nervous system, the device only functions with a heightened presense of estrogen. This effectively limits the use of this collar on female subjects. Thus, despite being designed initially to domesticate violent criminals, it has instead risen to popularity as an elective surgery for women, boosting their maternal and romantic capabilities. Many women elect to undergo the procedure to improve their romantic lives, while others are encouraged to do so by husbands and boyfriends. Additionally, many employers have begun to utilize headless staff for menial, entry level positions such as secretary, receptionist, clerk, or waitress.


Diagram key:

1: Access port to throat, for liquid diet supplements

2: Charging ports

3: Attachment point for earrings

4: Touchscreen for diagnostics and settings