Here's one of mine:

Edigirls: Cute treat, sweet to eat.
Basically they are girls processed using a special technique that renders their meat cooked but the girl still alive and conscious. Bones can be removed.
It'd be an interesting experience to talk to one before satisfying yourself eh?
They come in any size. So you can have a sandwich sized lunch as well as a quick snack.
Designing them, their physical features, personality, taste etc is considered an art form.
Art anyone?