One time out of curiosity I jizzed on a plant in my backyard when I was a kid. I cam back the next day and the plant died.

Another time I caught some crawdads and put them in a waterbottle and... well released my demon semen in the bottle and within moments they we dying left and right... :(

A few years later I started experimenting on my house dog... o-o' anyways after the amazing explosion I had the dog ran away and died!!!!

A year ago I finally for the first time in my life managed to get a real girlfriend... -.-' She didn't die but let's just say I won't be seeing here ever again.

I am cursed! Forever alone, and always a fucked up loser.