Those complaints about the government watching us gave me one idea:

Imagine what if you found out that you are being watched by police as a suspected terrorist (they need to pretend to be doing something) while you have absolutely no guilt or intent to do anything like that.
You discover that they even physically hacked your webcam to see all that you do with your computer.
And as a bonus, you even know the person who is doing surveillance and can meet him/her.

So what would you do?
1 get under the bed and hide
2 try to unbug yourself and file complaints.
3 jerk off in front of the hacked webcam and show them your sexy hairy ass pretending that you didn't notice anything.