Please take a minute to read and consider making Gurochan a better place.

Here are some ideas for boards in the spirit of self-satire.
/b/ for bloody: "We don't talk about /b/", lots of blood, and it's the only board with a spoilter function (you get banned for not spoilering paper cuts and bandages, kek);
/d/ for dirty (iykyk): "Peepee poopoo";
/g/ for Gurochan, general discussions and gurochan issues;
/m/ for morbid, for every gore and guro that is more than blood;
/o/ for official artwork, comics and manga, cartoons and anime, movies, news, and the dark net;
/x/ for FUCK YOU, only board where Vladimir Nabokov's in-famous work;
/z/ for furry, because zoophilia

Every board has 150 threads and every thread has 300 posts until they autosage. Every board gets its own draw, cgi, rp, request, file sharing, discussion, write, and oekaki threads.

Next time when the site is down please take a minute and think about it. Hopefully we can see change implemented not to disenfranchize what little we have but to gain new blood. Pun intended.