One morning in the very near future, all women around the world wake up cured of any and all diseases, both physical and mental.

And it takes a while for women to realize it, but they've also been rendered largely indestructible - any parts of their bodies damaged after this global change will regenerate completely within 24 hours, as long as at least a single ounce of the woman's body is left intact.

The unfortunate cost of this sudden and explained healthiness and near-indestructibility is that every woman is now made of food. Women still appear perfectly normal - exactly the same they did before the change happened - but cut into any woman and you'll find that her insides have been replaced with strawberry preserves, or roast beef and gravy, or angel food cake, or cucumber flesh, or damned near any other semi-solid food product you can imagine.

How women still retain their shape and structural integrity without bones or muscles (or can speak or even think without lungs or a brain) is still a complete mystery, but, for the time being, every woman reacts in her own personal way to being turned into a walking buffet item.