So a distant acquaintance of mine is having relationship problems. He suddenly confides everything in me and I help him work out his shit. This is the only serious interaction I've ever had with him.

A week later, his girlfriend, who knows about me, accidentally let my tendencies slip to him. She is very dramatic and apparently indicated that I was a murderous psychopath. Didn't mean anything bad by this and apologized afterward xD

But he is this really clueless innocent guy. And he doesn't know me. So immediately after I had gained his total trust in ten minutes basically for entertainment, he suddenly found this out, and it's the only thing he knows about me

He flipped SHIT. Lost it
A few days pass—I decided to talk to him about it and make sure he keeps his mouth shut

He is now totally confused and vaguely in awe of me lmfao