I'm ancient. On chans since the beginning; across all 383.

At my age, Annie, your question is, well... I'm male. Straight... errr thinks... Was married to a gay woman for 24 years. We had all kinds of fun until it all went pear. Still very close though, she and I. We're both artists, musicians/writers. Had a band. Not famous, but know some famous people.

When I was little though, every boy and girl in the neighborhood and I had some kind of unusual relationship besides the friends thing. My parents had this huge house and the attic had all kinds of stuff stored away; most of it clothes. We all always started out naked...