I would call them the Chku-Chku (sound of cutting)

I would lead them feircely. They'd sacrifice themselves to me, and feed me their childrens penises, roasted over a fire. Only a boy born in weekdays can keep his genitals, and only a woman born in the weekend can live, all others die. I'd also be kind to them, though, and let them pleasure me.

We'd kill other tribes before they even think about doing anything to us. We'll eat them.

I'd bring everything I own now, they'd think i'm a god, with my weird computey devices :^)