I agree with TheCheekyAngler. Being a masochist is all well and fine but if you don't do it right you can do permanent damage that you didn't sign up for. And the pain might be more than you expected. I command you to do research before you attempt skewering! We don't want your fun to be over before it has really begun right?

After all, you could get tetanus or an awful infection. There are folks though who do skewer parts of themselves for pleasure. You can research how the professionals do it first and start with something small... Needles, pins, small hooks, etc.