Tape or glue a sign to a rod or stick after you write "Selfish Stupid little brat deserves a spanking!" and stick it in your ass.

Paint or draw pictures of your friends or family, or take photos of them, and hang up the images on our wall, facing a bed or table.

Then lay on your back and lift your ankles above your head, with your ass just slightly dangling over your bed or table, and spank yourself.