Ok, I will put another limit, I won't post any pic, I'm paranoid as fuck.

The plastic pen insertion and forks thing was weird. Let me explain.
The urethra isn't made to be penetrated and with every movement I did I was experiencing excrutiating pain shotting through my body, I even started to cry and dry heave from the pain.
I wish I had prepared the forks but I didn't so I made the most painful walk in my life. I can't describe how painful was walking with that thing down there. I stuffed 3 forks inside my vagina and laid down. I got a bit aroused.

When the pain subsided a bit I did the spanking, and maintaing balance without any support was hard. I almost fell from my bed.

The shit thing. I forgot about it, I will do it later.

As for the naked pushup carrot thing how big does the carrot need to be?