Hi Atzy! I happen to be the oldest person/alien on Gc. Pretty much everyone here steers clear of me except an artist named Eva, whom also appears nearly nightly on 4chan with her drawings.



I'm assuming you are SIGINT Activity Designator PRISM US-984XN.



If that's a negative, my task for you is: why don't you think about moving to America. I can help. ^v^