>>7280
I don't think even smashing it will help. Forensics once got info from a smashed hard drive after taping the disc together and on separate discs. If they want that ass, they are coming for it.

I'd go for option 3 and try to be as repuslive and nasty as I could. Shit myself in the process, smear it everywhere and just try to test their stomachs until no one cares watch the feed anymore. Not into that kind of thing but I would do it if I knew it would make the other person vomit. Haha.