As the evilest being in the universe, I chose an army of lolis and shotas
I will be unstoppable hahahahaha

those all stupid aliens demons and gods attack humanity with armies of monsters just to be wiped out by some hero or humans themselves.

But if I send an army of most cute lolis nobody will dare to hurt them all armies will give up and surrender all superheroes will be disabled by their cuteness

There will be no force capable to stop me.

And then like truly evil overlord I will send my army to rape men and women and even their children because, as we know, rape is the worst thing one can do.