Here is my shitshow of a simplified manifesto on how my dictatorship would look:

=Human rights:=

Overall and very importantly, your rights are more of a privilege. They are not to be taken for granted. Abuse your freedom from unfair oppression by acting out and then crying racism or homophobia of misogyny, and then see it actually turn into that.

Skin colors and foreign cultures = Equal rights

LGBTQ+ = Equal rights

Women = Equal rights

Religions, most notably a certain peaceful religion = Equal rights

Pedophiles and child molesters = A permanent cure will be adiministered. Payment will be seized from their property.

=Military:=
All well behaved men and women of legal age (18) are mandated to serve at least half a year in this great nation's armed forces. Women may also alternatively choose to undergo a "caretaker course" instead which lasts only 3 months. Refusal to partake in either is punished with 6 months of prison time.

=Crime and punishment:=
Strict, strict, strict. Well, very lax if compared to the best korea, but still not an easy time by any means. If you fuck up bad, you get fucked up bad in this here nation. Exhibits A and B:

Standard methods of torture in use by the government:

The rack
Pear of anguish
The wooden horse
Chinese water torture
Waterboarding
Removal of genitalia
White room
Sensory deprivation
Branding
Whipping
Rape
Forced labor to exhaustion

Methods of execution:

Firing line
Beheading (Sword or axe)
Jugulation
Defenestration
Hanging
Duelling (Guns or close combat)
Crucifixion
Immolation

=Random laws and rights:=

Freedom of speech (with certain specific limits)

Freedom of religion (may be revoked). The official state religion is christianity, but ruling is mainly secular.

Mandatory "third space" attendance to keep human interaction and by proxy, the birth rates high. Compliance earns tax breaks.

TikTok is banned. Getting caught with it *multiple* times results in a fucking death sentence. Your loving daddy dictator will personally pull the trigger on each felon.

Portable "smart" devices with free access to the internet are only allowed for those above the age of 13.

Intentionally obstructing the flow of traffic and public transportation is a federal felony and will be punished accordingly.

Protesting is still legal, but it's potentially a very thin line to walk on. You can peacefully protest a little for our fuckups, like if we convicted a man of murder despite him being morally justified in it. But once you start calling for coups and such, your ass is getting Tiananmen'd.

Healthcare is free and paid by taxes.

My birthday is a national holiday. Relax on the day off and enjoy a free beer or coffee at the nearest government backed bar or nightclub.

There are still elections held. Though I am the above all ruler of the country, ones below me are potentially subject to replacement if I and the people so agree. Don't disappoint the people, because then you might disappoint me and be out of a job.

Maternity leave and care is important and I aim it to be one of the greatest in the world. Same for paternity leave.

Disrespect towards service workers is punishable by fine. The guy who cleans the toilets and empties the trash deserves to not be ridiculed. Unless they are a penal worker.

Intentionally burning or defiling the national flag is punishable by… nothing.
Unless you stole the flag from a government building. Then it's a minor treason charge.

Incest between two consenting adults is legal. To inbreed you *must* report the intent and undergo an eugenics-like evaluation befofe proceeding. Check ups will take this into account.

All necessary public services are government owned. Trains, buses, the electrical grid, etc.

You must be vaccinated. Only argument out of it is an allergy to it. And you can't lie either because we will check.

Foreigners have some extra freedom, but if laws are blatantly ignored and severely broken, your one phone call needs to go to your embassy so they can talk us out of branding your ass with our seal and tattooing "Felon" below your neck.

=Me, me, me:=

Now, after all this talk about how benevolent and cruel I am at the same time, I'll share what I am doing when I am not "actively" ruling the land with an open iron hand:

Spending time with my family (Assuming that I find true love)

If I do not have a family, I'm fucking my "volunteer harem" as in, a big gaggle of prostitutes who I picked out. I'd still have kids though. The country needs a new leader.

Enjoying the nature at my private plot of land

Visiting schools, daycares, retirement centres and hospitals

Shooting guns and observing the young recruits in training.

Sitting or standing on the balcony of my grand estate with a cold drink in my hand, admiring it all. And praying to not get pushed over the railing by some power hungry fuck up relative of mine.