funny to see this ancient thread get bumped. anyway. if necrophilia is your only goal, then you don’t need to look further than the americas. a small-town funeral director position is where it’s at, and i speak (loosely) from experience. i grew up in a tiny town with a family-run funeral home, and the owner was both the county coroner and the one who handled all the embalming. so, in cases of ordinary, inconspicuous death, they’d be there from the time that person was pronounced dead to the time that that person went in the ground (or a casket, at least). you could do anything in that time, as long as the embalming still got properly done.

i seriously contemplated going into mortuary work for a time and was even on fairly close terms with the director (although, i didn’t think they were a necrophiliac). things didn’t work out however. but, maybe this idea could prove useful to someone else.