The hardest game of the floor is lava you have ever seen. With real lava, false and moving platforms. Just pushing your competitors off is allowed.


Floor gymnastics. Same as always, but you have to stick your landing in a shredder and not a real like a little girl as your slowly mulched.

The high jump but your trying to impale your body as high up the wall as possible.

A gore Olympics won't be complete without directly destroying some brains. Shot put like event where you scoop out a chunk of your own brain to toss.

An endurance race where we inject you with neurotoxin and see who can run the furthest before their brain turns to mush.

A competition to see who stays Conscious the longest as the judges slowly scoop out pieces of your brain.

A keep talking and nobody explodes style team brain surgery competition.

For that matter. Keep talking and nobody explodes. We literally strap a bomb to you and your partner. You each have to diffuse the others devise as you can't see your own. The timers are asymmetric. So pick carefully whose collar you work on first.

Genital toss: the men have to cut off and throw their dick as far as they can. Round two they have to remove and throw their testicles s close to their dick as possible. Ladies throw their uterus and vagina first, then their ovaries.

Blink off: whoever stops blinking first looses. The twist? We cut out your heart and you're quickly dying.

The 50, 100, 300, 500 and 1000 meter dash, but the track is a hot griddle and your barefoot.

We gently hang you by your own intestines and see who can survive the longest.

The normal distance swimming events, but the water is infested with hippos. Or it's not water, it's acid or something. Just like rio



Human catapult

The rack. We just tie all the competitors to a long rack and see who can be stretched the most before tearing in half.

We cut you open and hang weights off your small intestine. Whoever's intestine holds the most weight without tearing or ripping your stomach out, wins.

Flaying. We strait up flay each participant the same way, whoever loves longest, wins. If you're lucky enough to go last and outlast everyone, we don't have to go till you die, unless you want to set the Olympic record.


Heart beatoff. We chain you down and cut open your chest. Then inject a just under lethal amount of drugs into your veins. Whoever's heart beats the fastest without failing in 2 minutes wins.

Similarly, all contestants get drugged at the same time to an unreasonably high heart beat and the winner is who's heart stops last.

Drowning contest. Literally just throw everyone into the pool with weights around their legs. Whoever drowns last wins.

Alternatively, no weights. Whoever drowns first wins. Not sure how to score that exactly.