[Is it gore/guro?] —Yes.— > Welcome.
—Yes.— v
[Is it real?] —Yes.— > Leave.
[Are you new?] —Yes.— > Check out /b/, fresh blood.
—No.— v
[Are you open-minded?] —Yes.— > Check out /s/, stranger.
—No.— v
[Are you morbidly curious?] —Yes.— > Check out /m/, mate.
—No.— v
[Are you into drawing?] —Yes.— > Check out /k/, kommando.
—No.— v
[Are you talkative?] —Yes.— > Check out /g/, general.
—No.— v
[Do you like animals?] —Yes.— > Check out /z/, you animal.
—No.— v
[Do you like it dirty?] —Yes.— > Check out /d/, dude.
—No.— v
[Do you like legal precedents?] (Intentionally left blank for comedic purposes.)
—No.— v
[Why are you here?] < —No.— (all the way up to [Is it gore/guro?])

/b/ = bloody (new board for normies)
/d/ = dirty (formerly /s/cat)
/g/ = gurochan (formerly /dis/)
/k/ = oekaki (formerly /kaki/)
/m/ = morbid (formerly /g/uro), because *morbid* curiosity
/s/ = strange (formerly /f/reakshow), you can call it /w/ = weird if you want
/x/ = legal precedent, you can call it /L/ if you want, that'd be funny
/z/ = furry (formerly /fur/)

What do you think about this flowchart? I'm almost blowing my brains out.