>>23046
Fanfic, eh? Like, based on something published officially? Let me give it a try.

“This might get hairy peter and the weasel to look at me, at least once,” Hermy-Own Grawn-Zhay thought while picking up a stick. “HAIRUS COMBUS!” she shouted with all of her might, since actually using a comb was beyond her abilities, and her imagination. In terror, her hair flew out in every direction, then fell exhausted in a limp mop around her head. “Oh well, at least it’s no worse than it was,” she shrugged.

Sorry, it’s just not working for me. I guess fanfic is not my thing.