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    Share your ideas of deadly sports for Guro Olympics. Here are some of mine
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    A dodgeball but players wear a suit which explodes (or otherwise kills them) if the ball hits. They don't clear organs until the match ends

    A "mobile" wall which the players push to each other, game ends when one player is squished to death

    a 10vs10 game where the first team to collect 15 eyeballs from the enemy team wins. Damaging other parts of body is banned
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    Regular sports game, but OH WAIT.

    The winner gets to destroy the losers.
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    Gymnastics but the two bars randomly pop out razor blades and the ground below is a blender

    Archery/shooting its 1v1 but the target has a button on it that slams a spit through the loser

    Boxing is just boxing but with brass knuckles and no clothes

    Cycling but the road slowly falls out behind the cyclists

    Diving all water except a small circle has been replaced with concrete

    Rowing there is a hole in the boat and the water is filled with rabid Piranhas

    Longjump/double jump/ triple jump the floor before a certain point has been replaced with a deep fryer and it gets extended to the landing point of whoever makes it

    All the running sports a bunch of traps on the track like saws and pitfalls and arrows

    Pole Vault/high jump replace the bar with razor wire

    Javelin/shot/hammer/discus human targets on the field
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    >>18742
    there is also the olympics torch.
    maybe setting on fire a hoe to celebrate the opening of the ceremonies.
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    >18742

    Existing sports:
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    Archery: the targets are athletes from other countries, so you can kill or maim them and increase the odds for your country in their sports.

    Athletics: each runner has a one-shot gun that they can use on other unners.

    Badminton: the birdie explodes if it touches a player. In doubles you play until both members of a team are dead.

    Diving: as suggested above, but removing the small circle of water: the divers dive on concrete.

    Fencing: this one is a bit obvious but let's make it battle royale style. Only one fencer can remain alive at the end.

    Rowing: every two minutes the boat which is last in the race is sunk. Rowers' feet are bound so they cannot swim.

    Long Distance Running: all runners drink poison. Only the first three at the end get an antidote.


    New sports:
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    Artistic Suicide: performed and scored similarly to Artistic Gymnastics but it has to end with the death of the gymnast.

    Competitive Hanging: the last one alive wins.

    Relay Death Race: runners wear electrified clothing. When holding the baton they are safe but when they pass it to the next runner, they get electrocuted.
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    Why don't we just bring back dueling? But with normal guns instead of the ones that shoot wax bullets.
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    New sport:
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    Competitive head chopping: The previous winner is decapitated at the start, then 2 athletes race to decapitate 50 random girls selected from the crowd and the loser gets decapitated by the winner.
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    For the sprinters - a treadmill duel. The losers are hanged.
    (similar to here: https://darkfetishnet.com/public/album_photo/21/33/18/bad8ab09755bc8c46a81e9c8699eb18d.jpg )
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    For the cyclists. - Something like this:https://lyygtro.njvgwikltzui.hath.network:10763/h/1b7bd0bfa43782194f6ee1ec842975799e1ab1e9-112621-980-988-jpg/keystamp=1731234600-0bef91c742;fileindex=39497543;xres=2400/Girl_Rope_Unicycle_518166313.jpg
    The only difference is that the rope is attached to a pulley that is on a pole. The cyclists then have to cover a distance.
    If anyone falls off, they are hanged.
    And only the first three to reach the finish line are allowed to live.
    The other participants have their bikes kicked out from under their feet so that they are hanged.
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    There's a lot of death-as-a-consequence-for-losing here, but what about events where you have to die to qualify such that the winner can never know if they won. The ones suggested by >>18753 under New sports are really good. I was also already thinking of their implementation of diving.

    My examples:
    > Synchronised drowning.

    Two teammates must both drown themselves in a bath-like chamber where a transparent cover keeps their lower body in, and they have somewhere to clip in a bar above their upper body to help keep themselves under. If both of them successfully drown themselves, they are judged on how in sync and artistic their drowning was, otherwise they are disqualified. Giving in to survival instinct could really let your teammate down.

    > Synchronised roasting


    Similar to above, but their both locked in separate ovens instead of having to keep themselves underwater. There is no longer the possibility of disqualification due to voluntary survival, as they are locked in.

    > Pole Vault/High Jump


    But there's a death pit after the bar that contestants must land in, and they are disqualified if they ever learn the height an opponent of their's set their bar before they die.
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    diving, except there's different submerged hazards under the water. And you have to aim for the correct submerged hazard to not get disqualified, on top of preforming a good dive. Rocks. Spikes. Shallows. Tangle weed. A section with a really bad undertow. You better hope you get shallow or spikes or your getting a slow death.
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    The hardest game of the floor is lava you have ever seen. With real lava, false and moving platforms. Just pushing your competitors off is allowed.


    Floor gymnastics. Same as always, but you have to stick your landing in a shredder and not a real like a little girl as your slowly mulched.

    The high jump but your trying to impale your body as high up the wall as possible.

    A gore Olympics won't be complete without directly destroying some brains. Shot put like event where you scoop out a chunk of your own brain to toss.

    An endurance race where we inject you with neurotoxin and see who can run the furthest before their brain turns to mush.

    A competition to see who stays Conscious the longest as the judges slowly scoop out pieces of your brain.

    A keep talking and nobody explodes style team brain surgery competition.

    For that matter. Keep talking and nobody explodes. We literally strap a bomb to you and your partner. You each have to diffuse the others devise as you can't see your own. The timers are asymmetric. So pick carefully whose collar you work on first.

    Genital toss: the men have to cut off and throw their dick as far as they can. Round two they have to remove and throw their testicles s close to their dick as possible. Ladies throw their uterus and vagina first, then their ovaries.

    Blink off: whoever stops blinking first looses. The twist? We cut out your heart and you're quickly dying.

    The 50, 100, 300, 500 and 1000 meter dash, but the track is a hot griddle and your barefoot.

    We gently hang you by your own intestines and see who can survive the longest.

    The normal distance swimming events, but the water is infested with hippos. Or it's not water, it's acid or something. Just like rio



    Human catapult

    The rack. We just tie all the competitors to a long rack and see who can be stretched the most before tearing in half.

    We cut you open and hang weights off your small intestine. Whoever's intestine holds the most weight without tearing or ripping your stomach out, wins.

    Flaying. We strait up flay each participant the same way, whoever loves longest, wins. If you're lucky enough to go last and outlast everyone, we don't have to go till you die, unless you want to set the Olympic record.


    Heart beatoff. We chain you down and cut open your chest. Then inject a just under lethal amount of drugs into your veins. Whoever's heart beats the fastest without failing in 2 minutes wins.

    Similarly, all contestants get drugged at the same time to an unreasonably high heart beat and the winner is who's heart stops last.

    Drowning contest. Literally just throw everyone into the pool with weights around their legs. Whoever drowns last wins.

    Alternatively, no weights. Whoever drowns first wins. Not sure how to score that exactly.
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    >>19329 i love the barefoot 1000m dash idea.
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