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    No.4505 [Report] AS
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    One time out of curiosity I jizzed on a plant in my backyard when I was a kid. I cam back the next day and the plant died.

    Another time I caught some crawdads and put them in a waterbottle and... well released my demon semen in the bottle and within moments they we dying left and right... :(

    A few years later I started experimenting on my house dog... o-o' anyways after the amazing explosion I had the dog ran away and died!!!!

    A year ago I finally for the first time in my life managed to get a real girlfriend... -.-' She didn't die but let's just say I won't be seeing here ever again.

    I am cursed! Forever alone, and always a fucked up loser.
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    No.4507 [Report]
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    Surely this is just a story, but just in case you're actually concerned: SALT.
    Your jizz has salt in it. Plants and aquatic animals don't do well when you suddenly add a bunch of salt to their environment. As for your dog and girlfriend you were too vague to be certain but I have a hunch those were unfortunate coincidences.
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    No.4560 [Report]
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    Yeah no he's cursed you need to go to egypt
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    No.5128 [Report]
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    Even if this is real, just lower your salt intake or just don't cum in your girlfriends. And why the fuck would you ejaculate into a potted plant? And I'm pretty sure the dog ran away because it didn't want to be jizzed on and got hit by a car. Ridiculous.
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