If you've never heard of Dexter before, I'll try to be light with spoilers. It's a good TV show that focuses on a blood splatter analyst with a double life as a serial killer who murders other murderers. He does this to satiate his need to kill after he watched his mother die in early childhood.

When he kills, he first stalks and drugs the victim, then brings them to a plastic-lined kill room on "the table" where they're held down with plastic wrap. Personally, that's really hot! Then Dexter takes a sample of blood from their cheek with a scalpel and keeps it on a blood slide as a trophy... Oh, it just keeps getting better!

Last but not least, Dexter torments them with their crimes until he finally plunges a knife through their torso. When he's done killing his victims, he dismembers them and puts them in a plastic bag that he dumps into the ocean.

It's so clean, neat, and precise and when it's all over there's nothing left of you but a floating bag of limbs... A trophy inside of a box of blood slides to be admired..

I'd love to be one of his victims, although I would never do anything worthy enough to kill..

To be unknowingly stalked, drugged and restrained onto a table is so sexy. Then you're dehumanized, looked down upon, treated like scum until he finally kills you.

What I want to know is if there's anyone who also feels this way. This is such a niche topic I'm scared no one will understand LOL... Please tell me there's Dexter fans into guro out there...Please!