>>12361
Oh my god, that's the hottest thing I've read in a while. I love your procedural details and the ingredients you used.

Also, I think you guys are overlooking the options that become available once you travel abroad. There are markets in the world that sell longpork. Plus a willing subject can be transported to a remote location and no one would be the wiser. Like other posters have mentioned, steer clear of brains (that's how you get the Kuru, a fatal neurodegenerative prion disease. )