Oh hai desu!

BEWARE! THE STORY OF A THUMB JISSOU RAISED TO BE ABUSED.

I've been raising a thumb jissou ever since her birth. I've spoiled her all week, but only so she can be abused. That's the reason I've been raising her with feigned tenderness.
"Warm techu!"
"Sweet and tasty techu!"
"More pitty-patties techu!"

'Jissou-chan, come here. I've got something nice for you.'
I've pampered her from the start, so she runs up to me without any wariness.
"What is it techi? Are you giving me food techu?"

Now the fun is about to begin.
'That's right, that's a good girl, let me give you something good…'
"What's the matter techu? Give me the food quick techu!"

*THWAK*
'There! That's a nice poke in the face, yeah?'
"Te, Techu???"

Hehehe, the look of unbelief on her ugly face.
'What's the matter, was that the first poke in the face you've had since you were born? Quite an experience, wasn't it?'
"My cheek hurts techi, really hurts techu…"

It seems like she's in a lot of pain. Anyway, it felt good to listen to the jissou whelp crying for a while.
'Oh no, you're leaking shit. That calls for some punishment.'
"My cheek hurts techi!"

I bought her for this day, so I'm going to slap this jissou to the fullest extent.
'Hey! Where do you think you're shitting? Are you some kind of a SHIT BUG? For a pet jissou you're a lot like a stray jissou, I think I'll make a good one of you yet! Take that and that and that and that!'
"Stop techi! It hurts techi! What did I do techi!"

Let's try a pressing in a cigarette,
*SSST*
And make a jissou ashtray of her! I've put up with her for a week, I can't help abusing her with this cigarette.
"Hot… hot techi! I'm going to die techii!"
'What's the matter? Is this the first taste of abuse you've had in your life? I'll take out your soul gem tomorrow, then we'll try some more interesting abuse tomorrow. But please keep crying. It sounds nice.'

[tbc]