A story about a boy who is invited to a girl's house for a slumber party

♀ "I'll prepare a futon for Takeru-kun in the next room since he's a boy.
♂ "Oh, don't worry - I had my testicles cut off about a month ago, we can sleep together!
♀ "Really~ If you don't have testicles, you don't have to worry!
♂ "Actually, I had them removed for this slumber party!
♀ "Oh, I'm so happy! My brother had his balls pulled out before too!
♂: "I guess everyone pulls out their balls…"
♀ "I don't know because I don't have balls from the beginning, but what happens to boys' balls when they are removed?
♂ "Well, if they don't get their balls removed, they can only think about naughty things,
　If you don't take their balls off, they can't think about anything but sex, or they grow okegae in various places, or they get bigger, so they are not cute anymore.
　And later on, if they keep their balls on, they will die earlier.
♀ "What! I didn't know that balls are such a dangerous thing… I wonder why boys are born with them…"
♂ "No, I heard that having balls makes you cool. I like them pretty, so I took them off,
　But some people don't take them off because they want to be cool boys.
I like pretty things!
♀ "Wow, if I were a boy, I'd probably get testicles too, I like cute ones!
penis "That's right! Cute ones are definitely better!