This hasn't been around for a few years. I'll post it in sizeable sections, probably a dozen parts, or a few more.

This first piece is a 4 page Obituary Writer Hallie found on her desk one morning. It changed her life.


LIFE & DEATH IN THE D-RING
CUSTOMIZED RECRUITING AD
By REGIS

Application to Fight in Our Casinos


THE SPORT

Nearing it's 100th anniversary, D-RING Extravaganzas Inc. boasts the most successful development and promotion of women's EXTREME events ever! No other sports corporation provides audiences such outrageous entertainment, and our valued female combatants such incredible opportunities for violent uncensored hate and revenge fights for great pay! Defeat your enemy the legal way! We are always looking for new risk-taking talent - our client gamblers demand it!

THE COMBATANTS

Are YOU woman enough to join our team of aggressive entertainers? Are you willing to lure into the ring and then beat the crap out of YOUR greatest enemy to entertain our high-rolling gamblers? Just fill out the attached form and bring it in (by appointment only). We'll see if you have what it takes to become a great D-RING fighter! You have just one life to live, and so does your ENEMY! Hers could be WASTED if the fight goes your way!! There could also be a lucrative contract in your near future if you show us you have what it takes! Can you imagine a better way to make it big than by pounding the daylights out of your worst enemy? Don't Delay, Call TODAY!! You could be the next big WINNER!!

NO SISSIES NEED APPLY! THIS IS A SPORT FOR REAL WOMEN! ARE YOU WOMAN ENOUGH?!

THE INTERVIEW

When you come in we will conduct a brief interview to verify you qualify, then if you do, you will be invited to participate in a brief trial bout to demonstrate your readiness for the ring. No training is necessary, but we prefer fit combatants. You will need to bring along specified disposable pieces of clothing, as they will not likely be wearable after your audition bout. Clothes ripping is required during the qualifying bout to demonstrate aggression. Combatants begin the audition fight wearing only a pair of brief panties (revealing is acceptable) and a light shirt, blouse or wife-beater tank top that reveals either the top or the bottom of their breasts. Nothing may be worn under these, and they will be destroyed in the course of the fight.. Applicants are required to shave clean armpits and genital area prior to interview. We want to know you are serious about this! You will also be asked to wear internally a pair of tampons (we provide them and insert them in privacy) in your vagina and rectum, because we don't really want the shit beaten out of you, at least not for the interview! The object of the audition bout is to render your partner naked (we provide competition for the test bout) then pull both tampons out of her! Doesn't that sound like fun? An outrageous challenge for ladies up to it. Successful applicants will move up to participate in Brutal Entertainment Sport at its Best, here in our Chicago Casino! We know you're out there, itching for a fight, but nothing happens until you pick up the phone! Call us Now!!

Should you join our team, the objective and costume of competitions change. Hiring decisions are made at the interview, and take effect immediately you accept. Successful applicants sign total rights waver, become chattel of employer. Refusal to fight never an option; extreme penalties at sole discretion of employer, Every fight has both winners and losers. Call now and receive special training to make yourself the odds-on winner! We will all benefit by your success! If you have extreme malice in you, we want to hear from you NOW !

Are YOU a WINNER? Call us at 999-987-6543 NOW! (toll charges apply)

D-RING, Death Cycle, Bet Your Life, Die is Cast, BloodSport Entertainments, DIPSI-DAMSEL DAMSEL-DEMOLITION DERBY, Kill Porkie Phattie Phites, GOT GUTZ?, Organ Harvest Games, Medi-Evil Creative Torts Incp AMAZON WOMEN WHIPCRACKERS, 9Mo. Inducements, Preggie Belly Poppers, Bloody Caesar Rectumy (exciting birthing through rectum), Koliseum DethTV, Rodeo Sexports Inc., GleamBlade Amusements, Bimbo Butchers, Kunt Hunt, Shit Happens Pit Sports, SkulSplit SordFietz, Polerider Impalements, Jillhammer Femdestruction Sports, Dead End Ally Fights and Bitches End Amusements Inc. are all registered world wide trade names of D-RING Extravaganzas Inc. All ladies participate in our amusements at their own risk; no rules are enforced, extreme excessive violence is expected, harm and damage to female combatants is encouraged, and survival of even the fittest is never guaranteed. Come direct to play in the big leagues, where no quarter is expected or ever given. Hurt your enemy so she will always remember her humiliation, show her she is nothing but disposable trash! Both finesse and brawl styles of combat are acceptable; how will you fight? Be informed that although we screen all ladies who participate in our world-wide rings, we can't and won’t prevent trained fighters from participating. Surprises are always exciting, aren’t they. It the event you are enrolled in an exciting armed fight, only supplied weapons may be used in the ring. We’ll make sure you’re properly equipped when the time comes! Put your trust in D-Ring Inc, and we’ll put our trust in you!


Nobody, not even your worst personal enemy, should die in vain, only for profit! (ours!)

Destroying a combative naked woman for Entertainment Gambling can be great fun!




PARTICIPANT APPLICATION

Note: Information you provide about your enemy is voluntary and kept private - If you don't wish to name one (we all have them, don't we), D-RING Inc. can provide one for you. We have unskilled fighters willing to lose to you. They really want you to do well. Or, if you can’t persuade the enemy of your choice, someone you’d really like to hammer, to come to our gambling arena to participate in an unfriendly spat with you, our capture team can put your personal enemy in the ring if you agree to sign consent and waiver for her participation. The following is for inforation about you.

Name:_______________________________________________

Address:_____________________________________________

City:_________________________________________Zip:____

Telephone:_(_____)___________________

Age:__________________ Height:_____________________

Weight:__________

Bust size:______________ Cup: B C D DD Other : __________

Waist:___________

Hips:___________________Hair color:______________________ Length:__________

Race (circle one):

White - Dark Black - Mid Black - Lite Black - Hispanic - Mulatto - E. Indian - S. American. –
N.A. Indian - Arab - Spic - Jew - Chink - Jap – Other (all races welcome) : _____________________________

Free of family ties:

Yes

No (please answer yes if you are not in weekly touch with close relatives)

ANGER QUOTIENT

passive 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 RAGING MAD!

HOW MUCH CAN YOU DISH OUT? HOW BADLY DO YOU WANT TO HURT YOUR ENEMY?


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Bruise her
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Humiliate her
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Scratch her face, tits and back
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Damage her vagina
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Make her bleed
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Break her nose
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Split her ear
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Force her to deficate in the ring
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Give her extreme nausia (puke)
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Use a blunt weapon on her
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Use a sharp weapon on her
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Give her a Concussion
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Scar her for life
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Damage her internal organs
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Crack her skull
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See the vicious cunt dead!


All of the above (best choice for successful fighters)


Everything is Possible!! If you said yes to most or all of the above, you understand what our eager audiences want to see. Once you see how well you do, you will want to go the limit (and there are no limits!). Are YOU woman enough to make it so? One step at a time, dear, but only YOU set the limits! Only the first step need be taken, if that's all you want, but nothing happens before that important first step!

Call us at 999-987-6543 NOW! (Charges apply)

No answers are as important as your attitude. We want ladies capable of fully acting out violence when push comes to scratch comes to gouge. Neither you nor our gambling clients should expect anything less. They pay big money to see you at your best! If you want to be a really mean bitch, can get yourself into a justified rage where you really want to hurt your enemy, and are ready to JUST DO IT, we want to talk to you. Call us at 999-987-6543 NOW! (charges apply)

D-RING Extravaganzas Inc. and its world-wide affiliates provide you the opportunity to prove and improve yourself while you see the world and make great money! The thrill of the battle is what it's all about. Our clients bet thousands on each contest; for the televised TOTAL VIOLENCE shows, millions are often wagered on our merciless fighting women. We have important clients waiting to see you fight and to bet on your success in our ring!! - Don't disappoint them. If you want to join the winning team, Call us NOW! Get the chance to get even with your worst enemy and mark her for life; at the very least she'll remember the hurt you gave her for years. When you become a seasoned fighter under our training, you will have the chance to fight in several innovative solo events as well as lucrative team battles. Fill out this form and call us today! First real fight pays the winner $1,000. the loser $50. Fight to WIN!! Call us at 999-987-6543 NOW!

Operators are waiting to make your appointment NOW. If your ENEMY doesn't want to take part, we have a team of strong-willed coaches to persuade her to fight you with an offer she can't refuse. This is your opportunity to make her sorry she ever met you! It’s your call. Don't delay, CALL NOW!! Call us at 999-987-6543 NOW! (charges apply) We will make an apointment for you right away, knowing how valuable you are to our success. We want to see you as soon as possible, and if you’re right for us, sign you up for your first ever ring fight!

REQUIREMENTS FOR COMBATANTS

The following requirements are non-negotiable. NO exceptions, severe penalties for violations will be applied.

All Combatants shall be:

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Female (simple ‘panties off’ test required at time of interview)

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16 or older (North America, younger where conditions or laws allow) with fully developed breasts, unless signed in by parents or our qualified consent attorneys

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Physically sound, without major or permanent blemish

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Mentally and emotionally committed to our philosophy of winner take all, loser (unlikely to be you) loses all

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Proud to display themselves and all of their physical and sexual assets from the relative safety of the ring

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Ready to commence immediately (it only takes a total of two evenings, both on our schedule and as fight schedule allows)

Before Novice Event, all approved combatants shall:

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Sign waiver accepting full responsibility for any harm, physical or mental damage, regardless of cause, to you or your opponent while on our property

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Identify name and address of suitable enemy (optional, strongly recommended) or friend to fight - yup, friends like it too! Can you imagine how sexy it would be to pop your best friend? On the nose or permanently!

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Submit to full body hair treatment, including pubic hair shave or removal of any body hair as deemed necessary, and if required, submit to our patented permanent body hair removal process.

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If required, undergo full body tan, which helps diferentiate you from pale opponent (you get to keep the tan)

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Pose for publicity shots without inhibition, performing exactly as directed; all photos become the exclusive property of D-Ring Inc. for any promotional or profitable enterprise

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Work with professional photographer on fight/sex/horror spread for our web site (pays extremely well for full cooperation, not considered dangerous) Videos require real fighting, sometimes with weapons, and pay much more for winners. Loosers get to keep what they get!

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Assign unconditional ownership of your image, both motion and stills, to D-RING Extravaganzas Inc. for use entirely at the discretion of the Publicity & Promotions or Online Production Departments, in perpetuity.

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Participate, if successful (you will be), with invited guests in Winner's Circle celebration after novice fight

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Agree to the use or be bound in restraints as deemed necessary by D-RING Extravaganzas Inc. in any circumstances

All combatants offered extended fight contract shall:

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Accept endless free residence in Corporate Combatant Community - you need never leave;

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Enjoy free meals and nutrition enhancements to build you to full fighting potential - may include massive steroid doses, at sole discretion of our experts;

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As contract commitment, assign D-RING Extravaganzas Inc. as sole beneficiary of estate and upon signing, invoke D-RE Inc. with Full Power of Attorney for life, and executor of your estate; to manage your affairs for you for life and after;

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Enjoy world travel and monthly pay increases for life, extending a full year after your demise;

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Receive full medical and dental coverage, as determined necessary for combatants to perform at peak level and audience approval, subject to unilaterally imposed conditions without prior notice;

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If determined necessary, submit to reconstructive surgery, breast and genitalia enhancement to improve beauty, sensuality, ring character appearance and/or ferocity;
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Adhere to ongoing regeme of steroid-assisted body enhancement and mood-altering drug therapies as prescribed by Corporate Physicians

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Attend twice-daily training sessions to learn fight techniques, enhance bodily function control to produce upon demand, correct technique errors, enhance body tone, gracefully take punishment of any kind, improve success rate and generate audience approval;

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Participate in team/gang style battles and promotional exhibitions, both in the ring and wherever required, accepting all risks and potential outcomes;

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Willingly and thoroughly take part in scheduled or unscheduled pain-absorbing training in many various styles and settings, including public and/or televised promotional performances and disciplinary sessions at management discretion;

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Willingly and enthusiastically engage in death fights when and as often as these be assigned, committing to fight until you have killed your opponent;

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Commit life to success and growth of D-RING Extravaganzas Inc. and fully subscribe to our promotional motto "A job to die for!"

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Be permitted to exercise the sole escape clause once in career. We wish you luck! Good luck!

Escape Clause : If I am killed, either accidentally or intentionally, while in the employ of D-Ring Inc. either as an entertainer in the ring or otherwise, I shall no longer be bound by any of the above conditions, and will by my demise earn my total freedom from responsibilities addressed herein.

The Fine Print : Some minor deductions to wages apply, including training fees, travel costs, accommodation when out of prime residence, meals during travel, agency fees for scheduled bouts, publicity expenses, administration costs and attorney fees for lawsuits, medical costs for damage to adversaries, equipment and costume fees, cost of hair and makeup artists, shared facility rental for competitions, staffing of facilities, entertainment taxes (pro-rated), medical and legal insurance, carcass disposal costs, and other reasonable costs that may arise. No referee costs are charged; referees no longer used. Once in the ring, combatants are on their own, with only the screams of the crowd to guide them. We want our ladies to have fun getting it on, and not be limited to rules. Just fight hard and you'll do fine!

Note: total deductions will never exceed your total earnings. Should your opponent be killed, accidentally or otherwise, you will be deemed to be sole cause of her demise, taking both credit and any legal responsibility for her death, and will earn more challenging and higher paying fights as a result. When they lose, you profit; when they die, you’re promoted! At D-Ring Inc. Its all about winning, which can make you very wealthy! While you’re with us you are our guest!

I hereby agree to all terms and conditions herein.

Signature:___________________Witness:__________________
(Witness requested only in Nebraska, Ohio and Luxemburg; never required)

Date:___________________________________
Note: Signing this form constitutes total relinquishing of fundamental human rights and acceptance of role as chattel.

Our commitment to Combatants: One way or another, D-Ring Extravaganzas Inc. will take care of you! For losers, no funeral costs are incurred; we discretely dispose of bitch-meat remains. Remains: what is left of your enemy in the ring after you as winner exit. We have no competition at this level – We are the BEST! If you are HOT we can use you! Nothing beats beating on your enemy (or friend)! Start now, and get on the road to extreme success!

NOMINATION OF OPPONENT

Name of proposed opponent : ______________________________ Age : ______

Address : ____________________________________________________Race : ____________________

City : ______________________ State : ________
Zip :__________ Telephone : ________________

What we should know about her : _______________________________________________________________

__________________________________________________________________________________________

If a minor (under 16; little girls welcome!)

Age :_________ Height :__________ Parent or Guardian signature: ______________________________________

Or in the alternative : Our consent lawyer’s signature: _________________________________________________

In the event our consent lawyer’s signature is used, the following cover story for disappearance should be used: ________________________________________________________________________________________________________


FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY

Applicant Accepted ___ Rejected ___ Beauty Rating ____ Body Rating ___ Genital Rating ___ Heat Rating _____

Trainability ________ Virgin: Vaginal ___ Rectal ___ Holdings Value $_________ Holdings Accessibility ________

Opponent Accepted ___ Rejected ___ We Supply for her: Her Nominee________Ring Victim _______Assigned Ring Killer: _________________