This is what you get when it's almost midnight and i'm high on painkillers cause my fucking leg won't stop pounding out agony. it talks about snuff and such I'll probably forget that I wrote this.
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Are you tired of having to go out and hunt down a woman to kill? Are you also tired of having to clean up after that kill? Were you unsatisfied with HOW you killed your girl, and wished you could do it all over again?

Well, now is your chance! Introducing today's product:

THE IMMORTAL SNUFF GIRL!

That's right! the Immortal snuff girl!

You can drown her, choke her, you can hammer nails into her head! She will die just like any other girl!

But what sets this little Lady apart from all the other women you had killed?

She doesn't stay dead!

Our scientists has genetically created the means for our snuff girl to come back to life after a 13 hour period, as long as you saved SOME brain matter!

Yes! You can cut off her arm, cook it, and eat it, and she will grow that arm back!

YES! You can smash her head in, she'll just grow a new one!

AND YES! You can roast her alive, but you better keep at least keep her head out of the fire, or she won't grow back!

Watch! We tied this snuff girl to four trucks! Watch as she is torn apart. Hear her scream! watch as her limbs come off with almost ease, and she is dragged down the street, the flesh on her back painting the road!

Now! watch this fast video footage of her limbs growing back! NO scars! No physical problems! Yes, she is in incredible agony, and she had screamed her throat raw, but all of that will pass! she is soon ready for you to kill or maim all over again!

And if you get bored?! Boys! Hold her down! I'm going to chop off her head! see how clean it comes off? now! you see this bone sticking out at the bottom of her neck? Just pull that out, and watch her life fade from her eyes right before YOUR eyes! And I assure you, it isn't a painless death, you can see on her face her final agony!

Now, you're wondering, what are the models?

We have stocks of ages 12 to 17! Barely developed bodies, to fully developed. We have blonds, redheads, Brunettes and all the colors in between! You want them with all four limbs? You got it! You want them with NO arms and legs? You got that too!

We have a special offer! You can have your own snuff girl for the low, low price of $200 Dollars, plus shipping and handling!

We'll even throw in a special book that can give you all kinds of ideas on how to play with your Snuff girl! And it comes with a DVD of how we make the girls, and how we tested them!

Oh? WHat's that? You want to know if we can turn your wife/daughter/sister/mother etc. into a snuff girl?

OF COURSE WE CAN!

We have shops all over the country! Just find our office, turn in the girl of your chose, and in a month, we will make them into the perfect Snuff Girl for you! Why, we can even remove their voices if you don't want to hear them scream. AH, that goes with any other snuff girl in stock.

Our number is 180-555-SNFGRL! That's 180-555-SNFGRL! Call while we have them in stock, they are going fast!