Being as someone who's somewhat a fan of Vs battles and the such, and given that Mr. Anon's Waifu Wars was such a fantastic idea, I've decided to grab it myself and create... uh... FUCK! (Them Up).

Ayyyy, that's clever.

While I can't promise consistency and I can't promise promptness, I'd like to finally try my hand at writing some sexualized murder, and I'd like at least a few people to see it!

This'll work on approximately the same rules as the original Waifu Wars. I'll take votes on the combatants of a fight, who wins, and by what means, and then I'll write it to you freaks' specifications.

I should probably note that, unlike the original, I've seen fit to give the fighters clothes and such, at least at the start of the fight. Gets rid of the need to bullshit your way into two cute naked ladies beatin' up on each other.

And in case it particularly bothers you, I should also note I may fudge the results of a vote to my own opinions. Sorry.

Without further ado, allow me to indroduce the competitors in the first battle!

In the White corner, we have Asajj Ventress, who is looking quite perpetually angsty today!

And in the Black corner, allow me to present Samus Aran, who is getting REALLY annoyed by all the people masturbating to her online! Don't worry, Samus, if you live, they'll probably be masturbating to the other girl!

Enter your votes, and I should get to writing as soon as a consensus is reached. In the meantime, feel free to suggest future combatants/matchups. Love you guys! Keep being horrible people for me, OK?