Lauren-I'm Lauren



Alice-And I'm Alice!



Lauren-And we'd like to announce to you



Alice-Waifu Wars Season 2!



Lauren-indeed, and it will have more to it than knew fights



Alice- Oh? Like What?



Lauren-New creatively kinky deaths for one



Alice-But we've already had back breaking, cannibalism, swords, arrows, asphyxiation, bullets, crushing, throat slitting, poison, and neck snapping! *starts counting fingers* that's like 10 deaths!



Lauren-Uh yes that's um very perceptive oh you. But along with these new fights and deaths, well have a wider varieties of combatants, some more obscure, so we'll be here to give you a brief bio



Alice-Haha you're stuck with me!



Lauren-yes sadly. But while you wait, check out Waifu Wasted for something special



Alice-Waifu Wars Season 2 starts soon, so see ya then!