This one is too long for a single post, so it gets its own thread. For those of you just here for a quick snuff story, I'll also post an abridged version over on my charcuterie thread. Quite a few details had to change in the process of cutting out two thirds of the events, but the main premise is still the same.

As an experiment, I’ve also put a version on the 100 words challenge thread, so this story is going to show up in a few places in a few forms.