From what I understand from the 'writing can be changed around however you want for art value' team on here, I could write a story using totally incorrect spelling, completely made up words, possibly throw in a few wingdings for punctuation in the middle of a word, and you all would be able to understand what I'm saying completely since there is no wrong way to write.
Cool!
Reminds me of several of the stories I've read on here. Completely incomprehensible terms, impossible to follow dialogue since you can't tell where the dialogue stops and the sentence itself resumes, run on sentences that rival marathon track runners for distance... pure literary gold that was!

I think I'll stick with the horrible English school standards of writing, thank you. At least then I can tell what's going on.

Props to the OP though. Great write up!