#09: "Meating Out Justice" (the spelling is intentional)
- Trixie Lulamoon returns to Ponyville, pursued by a corrupt sheriff from a town full of Earth Pony supremacists. Intent on bringing her in (for the "crime" of being a unicorn), he soon discovers what happens when you get on the bad side of someone who's acquainted with an Alicorn Princess... you wind up on her menu!

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Sneak sneak

Sneak sneak

The blue unicorn woman frowned as she looked at the apple trees she was slipping past. Trixie was sure Ponyville was around these parts. Could she have possibly gotten that... lost... "Eep!"

The cause of her sudden exclamation was a hand on her shoulder, and she spun around to find herself facing a tall, Earth Pony man in a red coat and orange hair. He looked vaguely familiar to her.

"Pardon me, miss, but is there a reason you're sneaking around our farm?"

"Oh! I... erhem. Trixie apologizes, but she was trying to find Ponyville. Is that near here?"

Big McIntosh raised his eyebrows. "Eeyup. Sweet Apple Acres is on one end of Ponyville. The rest of the town's that way." He pointed.

"Thank you, kind sir. Trixie is very happy to know she's headed the right way. Now if only Princess Twilight would deign to speak with her..." she muttered under her breath.

"If'n you're looking for Princess Twilight," Mac told her, "She's up in the farmhouse with my sister. I'll take her there if you promise not to cause any trouble like the last time you came through."

"Oh, absolutely! Trixie has had quite enough of trouble, and would happily avoid it!" She blushed. "Unfortunately, trouble has not yet had enough of Trixie, and is looking for her as we speak. Which is why she desires to speak with Princess Twilight, so as to solve this problem."

Mac regarded her. "Then come on this way." Taking her hand, he led her out of the orchards, across some rather lengthy fields and toward a large house. "They're inside. I gotta get back to work." Leaving her on the porch, he headed back toward the orchards. After a moment, Trixie knocked on the door.

"Who is it?" a familiar voice called.

"Erm... if Princess Twilight is there, Trixie Lulamoon would like to see her, please."

The door practically flew open as the lavender Alicorn woman rushed through, pulling her into a hug. "Trixie! I'm so glad to see you again! It's been so long - since before I got these," she added, gesturing to her wings. "Come on in!"

"Trixie thanks you," Trixie told her with a smile. "So, may Trixie ask what brings you out here today?"

Twilight laughed as they entered the house. "Just checking up on one of my closest friends who lives here. She didn't feel like coming into town."

"Oh? Why... not..." Trixie stared as she saw the blonde Earth Pony woman sitting in a chair, one hand on her round belly. "I see."

"Howdy, Trixie." Applejack did not look amused. "So, what brings you back to Ponyville?"

"It is a... long story," Trixie sighed. "If I may ask... how long have you been expecting?"

"About three months. Six more to go. An' mah family expects me to spend most of that time sittin' around like some kind of invalid." Applejack fixed her with a look. "So... yer story?"

Trixie sighed, found a seat, and began to explain.

Apparently, after her second and most recent departure from Ponyville, she'd gone back on the road and continued her usual magic show. However, in the process, she'd run afoul of an Earth Pony village, where the locals were extremely prejudiced against unicorns and pegasi. They had been furious when Trixie had dared to set foot in their town, and even more furious when she had rescued a young unicorn foal - the daughter of a pegasus from another town nearby - from the nearby forest. Apparently, the filly had gotten lost there a few days earlier, and upon discovering that nopony from the village had done anything about it, Trixie had immediately gone after the child and had successfully brought them back, alive and unharmed.

"The sheriff, of course, promptly tried to have Trixie arrested on kidnapping charges, and a few other things. Trixie left town, returned the foal to her family, and has been on the run ever since," Trixie sighed. "He has a network of contacts around Equestria, and has been sending them messages to get the law on Trixie in pretty much every small town he can. Claiming she is a fugitive from justice, a thief, a con-artist and worse. Trixie is... quite tired of all this, and was hoping you could do something about it."

Twilight frowned. "Just how long has this been going on?"

"About a year."

At that, Twilight's eyes widened, and then she began to grin evilly. "In which case, he's broken a lot more laws than he's accusing you of... and that puts him under my special jurisdiction."

Trixie looked at her oddly. "What, exactly, do you mean?"

As Twilight began to explain, the expression on Trixie's face went from confused, to wide-eyed, to even more wide-eyed, to relief, and finally to satisfaction. "That... would suit Trixie just fine." She grinned. "Can Trixie watch?"

"I wouldn't have it any other way."

~*~

A few days later, Twilight Sparkle entered her lab, where a tall Earth Pony man, completely naked, lay on the metal table. "Hello, Sheriff."

Sheriff Green Cave looked up at her. "Your highness... why am I here? I've heard about this place, and what you do. It's for lawbreakers and volunteers. I'm neither, so why am I here?"

"You know why, Sheriff. You've been charged with dereliction of duty, for abandoning your post for most of a year. Libel. Slander. Swearing out false arrest warrants and filing false charges. Exercising your civil authority outside your jurisdiction. Harassment of a private citizen - somepony I consider a friend, no less. And child endangerment, for refusing to try and find a young foal who was lost in a nearby forest... all because she was just a unicorn." Twilight glared at him. "That last one alone is enough to get you on my bad side. And since you know what happens here, I'm sure you can guess what's about to happen to you."

The Earth Pony man looked at her in horror. "You... you wouldn't! I am an officer of the law-"

"Who broke that law, willfully and repeatedly, all for his own interests." Twilight began examining a scalpel. "It no longer protects you. Liza?"

Liza Doolots, Twilight's young apprentice, entered the room. "Yes, Miss Twilight?"

"We're going to do things a little differently with this one," Twilight told her. "No skinning him, no taking his eyes... I am going to put the protection spell on his brain, but that's so he'll live through what we're doing to him. And the sealing spell too. Oh, and we're going to have a visitor watching us. Trixie?"

Trixie stepped out of the darkened corner, a satisfied smirk on her face. "You rang?"

"I think you'd enjoy seeing what happens here, and afterward," Twilight told her. "And maybe you could hold a few jars for us."

"Trixie would be most happy to assist." Trixie crossed the room, and looked at the now terrified and former sheriff. "Hello, former Sheriff Cave."

The man's shout was cut off when Twilight magically silenced and paralyzed him, then looked at his lower abdomen. With a well-practiced slice, she slit him open, and began cutting to either side, revealing his organs. "Jars."

"Jars," Trixie and Liza told her simultaneously, each holding out one.

Twilight looked at them and grinned as she began removing organs from the man's body.

~*~

A little while later, the former sheriff was being wheeled into the kitchen.

"The grill's over here," Twilight told Trixie. "And we've got the holding rig all set up. Just need to bind him in place." A glimmer of magic, and she had Cave hanging from the ceiling, bound by his wrists and ankles.

"Now..." Twilight grinned. "We need somepony to get him... erect. I'm not going to do it, and I doubt you want to touch him that way, Trixie. Liza's underage, so she's not an option. That leaves just one pony." She clapped her hands. "Oh, Starlight!"

A moment later, an ambulatory statue in the form of a tall Unicorn woman entered the room. "Yes, mistress?"

"I need you to get his dick erect," Twilight told her. "Hands, mouth, whichever you choose."

"As you wish, mistress." Starlight bent down and began rubbing the man's penis, which swiftly grew into an erection. Satisfied, she began sucking him to full alertness, then looked at Twilight. "Is this good?"

"Perfect," Twilight told her. "Now... you see that grill?"

"Yes."

"Put it on there."

"Yes, mistress." With a swift motion, the automaton flung the erect dick and balls down against the hot metal. Had he been capable of it, Cave would have screamed in agony at the sudden pain. Twilight, her arm around Trixie, watched him cooking with a smirk.

"Keep it moving, so he broils evenly," she told Starlight. "We don't want him to burn."

"Yes, mistress." The automaton continued doing as she was told, and finally looked up. "He's ready."

"Good." Twilight levitated Cave off the grill, leaving Starlight to shut it off, then set him into a large roasting pan nearby. "Liza. Stuffing?"

"Ready!" the smaller girl announced, holding a large bowl.

"Trixie, would you care to help me with him?"

"Trixie would be very happy to help." The blue unicorn-woman looked down at the former sheriff with a grin. "Oh, he's going to be so tasty."

"I know." Twilight grinned. "Well, let's do it." Taking handfuls of stuffing, she set them into the open cavity, as Trixie joined in. After a few minutes, Twilight called for a break.

"Need to get this in there," she told Trixie, holding up a stone oval. "These stones are enchanted. They'll help him cook from the inside out, while the oven cooks from the outside in." Nestling it into the pile of stuffing, she nodded, satisfied. "Okay, let's get the rest in."

Within minutes, they had Cave fully stuffed, and Twilight began sewing him up. "Next, a little barbecue sauce..."

"A little barbecue sauce!" Liza piped up as she handed over the bowl. Twilight took it, and offered Trixie the brush, who took it with a grin and began slathering it all over Cave's body. When she was done, she looked at Twilight expectantly.

"Just the apple in the mouth, and he's ready to go," Twilight told her as she popped the fruit into Cave's mouth. "Now, into the oven with you," she told him, levitating the pan. "See you in a few hours."

Cave could say nothing as Twilight closed the oven door after him, then turned to Trixie. "Well, that was fun. We have a few hours to spare, so... care to join me for another kind of fun?"

Trixie blushed. "Trixie would be honored."

Grinning as she fondled the other woman's behind, Twilight led her toward her room, before looking back toward the kitchen. "Oh, Starlight, you can go back to your quarters now. And Liza, keep an eye on the oven, please."

"Okay!" Liza called as the automaton exited the room, leaving Liza and Cave alone.

Looking at the roasting man, the smaller girl shook her head. "You messed up big this time," she told him. "Miss Twilight hasn't cooked anypony alive since that one group of child-predators, not long after I got here. She really hates ponies like that."

Picking up her book, she settled in to read for a few hours.

~*~

"Mm-mm!" Trixie grinned in delight. "For a bigoted fool, he is delicious!"

Twilight smiled as she cut off a piece of her own serving. "He certainly is," she told the other woman. "Liza?"

Liza grinned as she forked up the last piece of grilled dick. "Yum. Thanks for letting me have some, Miss Twilight."

"You're welcome, Liza." Twilight looked at the roasted man on the table. After taking him out of the oven, she had personally cut his dick from his body and cut it into three sections. She had also cut out his testicles, and sliced each of them into three pieces, one for each of the trio who would be eating him. After that, she'd carved plenty of other meat from his body, and the girls had helped themselves.

And best of all, Cave was still alive, still watching them. The spell Twilight had put on his brain ensured that.

"So," Trixie asked as she finished the last of the meat on her plate. "What's for dessert?"

"Pinkie sent over a cake," Twilight told her. "And no, it's not one of the twins, or their parents. A regular cake. Shaped like Pinkie herself, but still a regular cake."

"Sounds yummy," Trixie told her with a grin. "I can't wait to get a taste of her."

"Trust me, she's wonderful," Twilight replied, with a smug grin of her own. "Just as sweet as her name."

Trixie looked surprised, then laughed. "Oh, I can't wait to hear this."

Twilight smiled, then began telling her story. Even as Liza carried Cave out of the room and began cutting into his head to remove and store his brain, she could still hear it.

"So," Twilight concluded, "Pinkie looked at me and pointed to Sonata, and said 'Waiter, there's a fish in this pie!'"

Trixie burst out laughing. "Oh, Twilight... you do bring such joy into Trixie's life."

"I'm glad to do it, Trixie. I'm glad to do it."

"And you're glad to do me as well."

"Oh, you!" The two girls kept laughing, as Liza stood in the doorway, watching them and smiling.

THE END
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And here we have it: the first male shown being harvested. Directly inspired by some of the other cannibal art I've seen in the past, and by a certain non-guro MLP fanfic I happen to like. (Character names and a couple of details have been changed - I didn't exactly ask the original author if I could use their work as a basis for mine, so I made it enough different to hopefully not cause any trouble.)

Also, I actually finished this one before its two immediate predecessors.

Next up: barring unforeseen inspiration, "Sugar in Your Castle". (Which, as of this posting, I have yet to do any writing for. Inspiration has been elsewhere.)