This thread is great! I'll give it a shot.


“Ok, are you happy now”? asked Claire, sitting on her chair. “It’s been like ten minutes. Sew it back on already.”

“ More like five. Let me just have a quick feel” replied John.

“No way!”

But he had already started to stroke his girlfriend’s brain. It felt warm, wet and rubbery to the touch. Strangely, she didn’t react. He had expected something at least.
“Feel anything?”

“No nerves in the brain, dummy.” Said Claire. She gently stroked the hair of her skullcap, which was on her lap. "Now, are you done?"

“Just one more thing” said John,unzipping his pants.