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Super Meat Girl

For some reasons the heroine of the story become immortal and immune to pain. But not as you would expect it. Her body can still be damaged and die, but when it happen the girl instantaneously respawn with a new body in a neighboring location. Yet the corps don't disappear and only the girl re spawn, not her clothes…
Because it's easy to be brave when there is no danger, the girl decide to become a super hero. But when she face her first criminals she realize that there is still a big problem: she have absolutely no fighting skill and is not especially strong. The criminals can just ignore her!

That's a huge shock for the wanna be heroine that loose her motivation and start spending all her day in her sofa watching TV series. She have a bit of money on the side and she discovered a nice tricks to save money on food: she invested on a blowlamp and use it to roast small portions of her body, then she add salt and peeper and then tear it apart from herself with her fingers. This way she doesn't need to leave her sofa at any time! No dish to wash, no to door to open to the delivery man etc.
But eating only meat give here serious digestive problem, that and the fact that she stopped heating her house to also save on this. Dieing frozen never bothered her anyway.
But a gastroenteritis can be really messy, so she must die. The problem is that her house start to be quite full with her corpses resulting of her autophagie and of some experiences. She must die somewhere else.
She find a high bridge and decide to jump from it. This way, the corps will be swallowed by the river and won't make a mess. But at the last second before jumping, she feel a hand closing on her shoulder. It's a young cops that have seen her and now have to stop her for jumping.
He start to talk to her to change her mind but she explain him that she rally have to jump: she don't feel very well and surely have caught something because of here bad eating habits. So now she have to kill herself to make it stop. But that don't seem to convince the cop and our heroine realize that her approach wasn't the best possible. She attempt to bullshit the policeman with a sad story about her four dogs being all dead today, the birthday of her deceased grand mother that had adopted her after her mother abandoned her because she have cancer (her mother, not her).
But that doesn't work better and people start gathering. So our heroine tear out her left eyeball and throw it in the face of the cop. The surprise make him release is grip enough to allow our heroine jump…
She respawn on the bank but fully naked.
Some time latter, she finally enter her home and is instantaneously submerged by the horrible stench of all the corps stored in there house. It was already stinking when she leaved but as she was living in this since a few days (weeks? months?) she was used to this. But now she clearly see that she have a big problem. The law is very strict about the detention of a human dead body at home: it's forbidden. Plus many of them show clear trace of cooking… Even they are all her bodies, she will have big problem.
So it's time to be a super hero again! If she save a lot of people, they will surely close their eyes on her private charnel house. And dealing with others problem is always a good solution to avoid to deal with your own.
She isn't really mighty to she decide to use psychological weapons. Which mean harassing criminal, being a big pervert and shower them in blood and gut until they can't stand it any longer and surrender… or make them swear that they will behave if they want her to come back to play again.
And now thank to the work of Super Meat Girl, the town have one of the lowest crime rate of all the country. THE END.

As it doesn’t change much, I didn't put it upper, but as I imagined things at first, the heroin would receive the “powers” and weakness of Super Meat Boy, from the video game. That would mean respawn but also an incredible running speed, the possibility do do wall jump. Ah and also, of course having no skin. Meat Boy is not a running steak but a skinless boy. So just like Meat Boy, our heroin would splatter her blood everywhere while running and jumping and couldn't stand big dose of salt. And see would probably attract all the dogs, rats and crows of the hoods.
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