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There are a wide variety of dishes that can be prepared. I will list of a few of them. The dishes are made from human meat, poop, cum, blood, piss, and milk. It's harder to harvest, so it's more expensive, but pussy juices are occasionally used as well. Human breastmilk is processed in many of the ways we process cow milk in our world, creating a variety of cheeses, yogurt, ice cream, etc... When I say "milk" below, in many cases I'm referring to a milk-based product rather than milk on its own. Human fat has a spongy consistency, making it difficult to eat normally, but it is often melted down to use as a cooking oil. In grocery stores and delis, products will often have pictures on their labels showing who the meat in the package came from, to help try to make shopping for meat a more personal experience.

The Standard Shit: A plate of warm poop, served with a glass of warm piss. This is the most common meal. Most people have this an average of once a day. Richer people have it less often (in some cases never), eating more meat, while poorer people have it more often (in some cases for every meal). Places that serve food will usually have something like a soft-serve ice cream machine to use to reform their stored poop back into a tube shape.

Steak: A simple cut of meat, usually grilled. Some people like it as is, while others like to add a little sauce to it. This sauce is usually blood that's been thickened with cum.

Baked whole human: An entire human, baked in the oven for a long time, basted and finally served. It is customary for the owner (or customer, if it's an ordered server) to fuck the result before it's sliced into. (For women or for men who prefer to receive anal sex, the tying off of the meat's penis beforehand helps to facilitate this.) The basting oil always includes melted human fat, may include cum and/or milk, and for a slightly higher price, could also include pussy juices. As the roast cooks, its own oils melt and add some to the basting oil around it. Smaller versions of this exist for roasting just someone's butt, thigh, or even just a section of arm. If someone wants to spend less, they may request that only piss be used for initial basting.

Fried Finger Food: This was originally just fried fingers, but most places sell full hands. If ordered from a server or made at home, the person's hands may be battered while they're still alive, and they must hold their hands open (not making a fist) in the hot oil. This is generally accompanied by screaming, but many fun things are. They're generally held when they do this, as many pass out from the pain. Those who are still awake after their hands are chopped off & put on the plate can be awake for their snuffing shortly after. Of course, the oil used in the fryer is from human fat.

Deep Fried Breast: A variation on the FFF, a woman's breasts are battered and dipped in the oil. The same entertainment value is provided when done with a live woman. If it's known in advance that this will be done, a woman will not release the milk in her breasts for 24 hours ahead of time. There are not many recipes that use breast meat due to the high fat concentration, but this uses particularly hot oil, much hotter than would be used to fry anything else. The heat causes some melting and reforming of the breast fat, while also mixing some with the milk for creaminess, making it more edible. This is pretty much this world's equivalent of deep fried butter.

Ice cream: Made from human breast milk. Comes in a few different flavors. The "milk" flavor is the equivalent to our vanilla. Extra milk is used to make it extra creamy. There's also a blood flavor, which is pink in color, shit, which is light brown, cum, which has a gooeyer texture, piss, which is yellow of course, fat, which is flavored by adding extra oil to the mix, and pussy juice. Often, flavors will be mixed. Shit & piss are cheaper flavors, while pussy juice flavored ice cream is more expensive and not sold everywhere. It's common for different combinations to have their own names. A few examples: Poop + piss = toilet swirl. Milk + fat = boobie swirl. Piss + cum = penis swirl. Cum + pussy juices = sex swirl. Milk + pussy juice = feminine swirl. Cum + milk + pussy juice = 2-gender swirl. Etc... At most places, an "everything" swirl will include the shit, piss, milk, cum, blood, and fat flavors, but exclude the pussy juice flavor unless specifically requested (and available). Shit & piss are generally chosen when someone doesn't want to pay as much for their ice cream. They're still good, but most people agree that the other flavors are better. Cum is usually chosen by people who want more textural variety. So, anal swirl (cum + shit) is a common choice to pay a little less, but still get the textural variety. Milk is generally chosen for the added creaminess. Fat is chosen because of its inherent tastiness (fattier foods just tend to be tastier). Blood is chosen more for its flavor. Pussy juice flavored ice cream is chosen for its flavor as well, but part of the decision is often to show others around them that they can afford something more expensive. Shitballs are sometimes found in flavors as well, the same way we might use chocolate chips in this world, adding a harder (as they're frozen), less creamy texture and a different flavor.

Gelatin: Ingredients taken from human bone and flavored in the same ways that ice cream is. Cum is not an available flavor, but cum shots can be suspended in any flavor of gelatin. The same goes for shitballs or small pieces or pieces of congealed blood.

Brownies: Milk (for some creaminess), oil (for the fattier tastiness), and shit (for the thicker texture) are mixed together and baked.

Burgers: Made from ground up human meat and/or shit, and grilled. Cheese is common to add, as is a blood-oil sauce. This world lacks plant-based food, so there's no bun. Iconically served with a side of shit and glass of piss.

Ribs: Human rib cage (with meat on it, obviously), often with a blood-oil sauce.

Boiled meat: A cut of meat that's boiled, usually in piss, occasionally in blood (more expensive). The texture and flavor come out different from ordering a grilled steak.

Genitals: When someone orders pussy, they generally get the triangle of flesh that includes the anus as one corner and the pubic mound on the other end, cutting deep enough to include the cervix. This is often stuffed with ground meat and/or shit. It can be baked, grilled, deep fried, pan fried, or boiled, being stuffed post-cooking. An order of penis does not usually include the testicles, but it can if requested (usually for an upcharge). An order of "full" penis will also include the full length on the corpus spongiosum (the continuation of the penis that is internal to the body). Penis is a lot tougher. If not boiled, it tends to need a lot of tenderizing. If someone orders "sex" as a food dish, they are usually referring to ordering both a penis and a pussy, using the penis as stuffing for the pussy. The standard sauce for this combination usually includes oil, cum, and pussy juice. It's one of the only dishes to include pussy juice by assumption, but it is a more expensive dish since it requires parts from two different people.

Balls/ovaries: Testicles & ovaries are often injected with sauces to essentially "burst" when bitten into. Cum is common for thematic and gooeyness reasons, but milk is usually included to make this creamier. A variety pack of them might be pre-boiled and each injected with different sauces at random to allow the eater to enjoy not knowing what flavor each one will be until it's in their mouth and they're biting down on it. Such an assortment would then include more flavors, including some combinations. One might be full of shit, while another is creamy, and another has the saltiness of piss with the gooey texture of cum.

Blood sausage: Congealed blood, often containing meat or sometimes mixed only with oil. It's difficult to keep blood fresh enough for use as a beverage for extended lengths of time, so any blood that is drained from someone and not used immediately as a beverage or for boiling or in sauces usually winds up getting congealed. Machines exist to ensure the resulting shape that allows it to be more useful. In a more upscale place, this will even be offered as a standard side dish, replacing the usual side of shit. If someone orders blood as a beverage and there's no one being actively slaughtered, it will generally come from a living source. This could be any server in the establishment (though they are careful not to take too much from any one server, as to not kill them before they're ordered), or even sometimes from the toilets (bringing the glass into the restroom, holding the glass under their chest, and poking a vein. It doesn't matter if they're in the middle of getting peed on or fucked, as their chest is accessible from the side.) As such, blood is generally the most expensive beverage. If you see cheap blood available somewhere, it's probably mixed with piss, with the hope that no one will notice.

Eyes: Not often ordered. Delicacy. Served raw. If stored, they're simply warmed back up to body temperature in an oven. Some people like the "pop" they make.

Organs: Not often ordered or desired. These are usually ground up into the burger mix (or meatloaf). The brain is considered unsanitary to eat & discarded. Nevertheless, there are some recipes that use organ meat.

Sausage: Intestine filled with burger mix, tied off, and cooked.
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