>>7191
This premise sounds pretty neat, I think I'll give it a shot.

But as usual, I need more details. Mostly the specific cast of characters (and a link to a wiki where I can look them up in case I don't know them), as many creative ways of death as you can come up with (including the respective victim and originator), and if the ending is supposed to have the 'old age' twist mentioned above, or just everyone dies. (And whatever other significant details, maybe the location they're in, just for flair).